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Tuesday, December 06, 2005

The unusual

Well after along time .. finished wit 2 offf my tests chemistry, physics.. after tht i've been plauged by this question. what do all the geniuses gain by discuusing the paper after u hav jus finished b4 u gt ur marks I mean obviously if u were wrong u r wrong rite no way u cn get da paper back and correct it at tht point ,??? yet soon as da paper is taken away from them these guys literally form small grops tht discuss and argue each of their answers almost as if it were a reflex action. while most of these meetings appear informal in actuality they r highly ritualised and a certain set of ethics and rules apply to this congregation of intellectual for instance if u by chancs hav da rite answer bt da majority hav oppted for another anwser u mite find ur self out in da cold havin 2 defen ur choice and also one must never forget tht u must never interrupt anothers theorising in midsentence(even if he is literally barking up da wrong tree). Another interesting custom is tht these groups hav a habit of trying 2 rope innocent bystanders such as myself into the proceeding,(which is quite pointless becoz my kind is generally happy to still be standing and stil hav control of bodily function at the end of a paper).. so da simpletons who either by choice or da inability to turn down da inivitation must put up wit 5 or 6 ppl who systeticaly confirm wat u already dread da fact tht u r in fact an idiot who knws nuthn.. or better yet u'l hav 2 ans questionslike "how'd u gt tht wrong tht ws pretty simple?" or my personal favourite"They did'nt ask tht, y'd u write tht?".. yes da world of da brainiacs is a complexx and entaertaining plce if u r jus goion 2 hang around and watch, becoz u will inadvertently hear some classic one liners
"i forgot u add tht i went and derived it frm scratch"
"here i messed up jus da last part i hope i pass" (yeah i mean da 4 parts b4 tht does'nt get marks rite!!!!!)
wht da geniuses dnt realise is tht @ da end of these discussion they mite leave wit a sense of fulfillment da poor simpeltons tht gt roped in and leave wit a sense of exactly hw badly we did da paper or worse hw close we came to gettin it rite & thn cut da whole sum off.
So a word of warnin engaging in all this post exam chatter shuld be done @ ur own risk and if u c da section highest scorer bearing dwn on ur group RUN RUN AWAY( If u cn take of like a bat frm hell :D)...
thts it for me on exams let me close by sayin if i never ever use newtons law of gravitaion or the theory of chemical equilibrium in my whole lufe i shl be sorely disappointed.

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